They're Made Out Of Meat

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Comment by Mandy Barlow on June 5, 2010 at 18:31

Very clever! Thanks for posting Kate.

Comment by Kate✯GO VEGAN+NOBODY GETS HURT Ⓥ on April 3, 2010 at 0:10

The dialogue for "They're Made Out of Meat" in English

Man 1: They're made out of meat.
Man 2: Meat?
Man 1: There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet. Took them aboard our recon vessels and probed them. All the way through, they're completely meat.
Man 2: That's impossible. What about the radio signals?
Man 1: They use radio signals to talk but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines.
Man 2: Well, who made the machines? That's who we need to contact.
Man 1: Meat made the machines.
Man 2: It's ridiculous. Meat can't make machines.
Man 1: These creatures are the only sentient race in this sector, and they're made our of meat.
Man 2: Maybe they're like the Orphellae, a carbon-based intelligence that go through a meat stage.
Man 1: They're born meat, and they die meat. We studied them for several of their lifespans.
Man 2: mmm spare me. But maybe they're like the Weddellae, only part-meat?
Man 1: We thought of that. Since they do have meat heads like the Weddellae. But as I told you, we probed them.
Man 2: No brain, eh?
Man 1: Oh, there's a brain alright. It's just that the brain is made out meat.
Man 2: What? It does the thinking then?
Man 1: The brain does the thinking. The meat.
Man 2: My God! You're serious! They're made out of.... (gnashes teeth)
Man 1: Meat, and they've been trying to contact us for almost 100 of their years.
Man 2: So what does this meat have in mind?
Man 1: First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the universe to contact other sentiences.
Man 2: So they can actually talk?
Man 1: Oh yes. Except they do it with meat.
Man 2: Well, now just before you said they use radio.
Man 1: But what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat it makes a noise. They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat.
Man 2: Oh my God! This is altogether too much!
Man 1: I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing.
Man 2: It's cruel, but like you said who wants to meet meat?
Now the ones that you brought onto the vessel, the ones you probed. Are you sure they won't remember?
Man 1: They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that to them we're only a dream.
Man 2: A dream to meat. How strangely appropriate that we'd be meat's dream.

Comment by Kate✯GO VEGAN+NOBODY GETS HURT Ⓥ on March 25, 2010 at 5:13

"U bent van harte welkom Tanwi" which means in English "You are welcome Tanwi"

Comment by Tanwi on March 25, 2010 at 3:15

Danks Kate

Comment by Kate✯GO VEGAN+NOBODY GETS HURT Ⓥ on March 25, 2010 at 2:02

Tanwi says
"How can we best convince people to go full vegetarian?
a question which I am pretty sure to make."

Comment by Tanwi on March 24, 2010 at 20:31

Hoe kunnen wij de mensen het beste overtuigen om vegetarich te gaan.
een vraag waar ik mij behoorlijk zorgen om maak.